Call me Jabba

I feel so off today.  I tried on at least 15 outfits today and nothing seemed to fit right or look the way I thought they did when I had originally purchased them/wore them out.  I was also very upset looking at the mirror.  I am bloated and sad.  I feel like I look like Jabba the Hut.  I know  I don't, but that is how  I feel...like Jabba.